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My eyes are gettin’ weary,
My back is gettin’ tight,
I’m sittin’ here in traffic,
On the Queensborough bridge tonight,
But I don’t care cuz all I wanna do,
Is cash my check and drive right home to you,
Cuz baby all my life I will be driving home to you.

These immortal words live the hearts of all great Americans, well just plain great people in general. I actually found the song and lyrics on “Die Deutsche (German) Fansite zu King of Queens.” Everybody love Doug, Carrie and Arthur, unless you’re not a person of course.

However, a great tragedy had befallen the wonderful people of this planet I like to call Earth. King of Queens has disappeared. On the night of Monday September 18 around, lets say 7:58 pm, I was lying on my couch half asleep from Jeopardy, and half awake from a bowl of ice cream in my mouth. And in the daze I call life, I realized that it was almost 8:00 and my best friend was about to join me. Everything after that was a blur, all I remember is that by 8:01 I was on the floor crying.

Apparently the King of Queens was not coming on that night. CBS had decided to air a piece of trash they call the Class. A little piece of me died that night, and I blame the ba@!*#ds at CBS for show slaughter in the first degree. They knew what they were doing, they didn’t care about our country, our passion, our lives.

However there is good news. The heads of CBS have decided to go into rehab in November, and new episodes of King of Queens are expected some time in January. Until then I shall shed a single tear at 8:00 every Monday night, for the only great thing left in this world.