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Father’s get your kid out kicking some balls, soccer balls. Yes, that European sport that 90% of Americans play until the age of seven, before calling the sport “gay” and picking up a football (American style with hands). Yes the only sport which can make a drunk college student turn off ESPN. So why should your kid take up this most unpopular of American sports? Well, they could be the highest paid athlete on the planet. As of January 11th 2007, David Beckham signed a 5 year, $250 million contract with the L.A. Galaxy of America’s Major Leage Soccer. This made him the highest paid athlete in American sports. Beckam’s contract trounces the contracts of better known athletes such as Alex Rodriguez, Kevin Garnett, Carson Palmer, and some guy from the NHL. The point is this, if your son is a SWB(suburban white boy) who is not twice the size of his peers, or just naturally gifted, such as people from Canada (NHL, Steve Nash, etc.) then get him into the every scwrawny man’s league of soccer. He might lose a few pounds, and learn that if a small weak guy is mad enough he can beat anyone. Therefore, Dad, if you’re stuck watching only a 32″ plasma, enroll your son now.